Episode 41 - OLLIE THE WONDER DOG
25th November, 2020
Hobbled and cobbled, have the lads had a gutful? Have they gone flat? Or can they power up for one final charge at the line? Who's game..?
Episode 40 - CATWEAZLE
17th November, 2020
Episode forty and the lads are displaying a level of mindfulness usually reserved for the most enlightened of pundits. Or are they on the hooch with Snoop? Outstanding..!
Episode 39 - THE LIBERTY BELL
10th November, 2020
Away from their original state the lads are way out of position. Is Sean flexible enough to follow Parky's procedure? Has Monty run out of depth? Can Tony stretch? Did somebody say...?
Episode 38 - THE EIGHTEENTH BARRIER
3rd November, 2020
The lads are riding high and have missed the jump again. Can they escape the inside rail? More importantly, can they avoid the stewards' swab? Giddy-up the Blues...
Episode 37 - NEAPOLITAN
28th October, 2020
The boys are back in town but what happened to the entertainment? Can the mix tape get 'em going? Who'll bring the oomph? Will they bogan up? And who are those idiot groupies...?
Episode 36 - GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE
21st October, 2020
Who's been omitted in Grand Final week? And who is that with the hushed, dulcet tone? Is it a stunt or has the lads' preparation been thrown into a spin? Don't touch that dial...
Episode 35 - THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE
14th October, 2020
The Apologists have done what Super League promised back in the day - to spread the word of the rugby league football to the big, wide world. Even if from the smallest room in the house. Still, there's no time to put you're feet up...gobble, gobble...
Episode 34 - TOE POKER
7th October, 2020
The Lotto girl makes an appearance and has the lads enamoured. Who'll be the winningest? Will they make a play? Boy, do they have the knack! And the supplementary number is...79.
Episode 33 - JOIE DE VIVRE
30th September, 2020
The Apologists enter their very first podcast finals series. Apparently you have to lose one before you can win one? Oh no, who will they lose..?
Episode 32 - THE G.L.O.A.T
23rd September, 2020
Has Tony found another loophole? Will Parky's social experiment take shape? Will the proof be in the pudding? Why is Sean still smiling? Who's hogged the hookah? Wake up Monty...
Episode 31 - HERB
16th September, 2020
Tony's looking resplendent in his Sydney Olympics volunteer shirt, whilst Sean imbibes the contents of Monty's hip-flask. Can they keep the flame alive? Why is Parky clip-clopping around the studio? Pass the lippy...
Episode 30 - LOOSEY GOOSEY
9th September, 2020
The erstwhile leader returns to find a spectacular soap-opera, or is it WWE? Have the lads over-compensated? Who's calling the shots? Captains challenge...!
Episode 29 - MISTER STABBY
1st September, 2020
With Parky prone the lads face their greatest challenge. Will Tone step up with the coveted 'c' after his name? Can he get Sean and Monty to lift? Can he find the dressing room? Or has he already lost it?
Episode 28 - TWO MOON JUNCTION
26th August, 2020
Monty's doped up but will it dull the pain? Has Tony's run with hookers come to an end? Will Sean find light at the end of the rainbow? Are they serious? Parky's on the blower to his lawyer...
Episode 27 - THE VIPER
19th August, 2020
Moving scenes as the bullet's been fired. Will Parky have time to figure it out? Will Sean get found out? Has Monty been licked? Oh look, there's Tone on the TV...
Episode 26 - BOX HEAD
12th August, 2020
Time for the leadership group to ask some tough questions. Can you put brains in statues? Where'd you get those sound-proof trackies? Who wants a haircut? What is a leadership group..?
Episode 25 - KING OF THE NILE
5th August, 2020
Parky’s extrapolating while Tony discombobulates. Meanwhile, Monty’s back with a flourish to cherish. What’s it all mean? Never mind, Sean’s got this episode by the scruff of the horns…
Episode 24 - SEA TURTLE
29th July, 2020
Indigenous round and the lads welcome a new voice. A Manly presence from Wiradjuri way who's prepared to play three halves. Will they behave? Or will they go the full Monty?
Episode 23 - DR. GEORGE
22nd July, 2020
Hump round is done and the lads are taking stock. Has Parky's golden goose been cooked again? Has Tony thrown his toys out of the cot? And why is Sean pixelated? It's all downhill from here...
Episode 22 - THE WOBBLY GRUBBER
15th July, 2020
It seems the second wave is on the way. Are the lads at the crossroads? Do they have to get back into their bubbles? Will bubble-wrap do? How about a bubble bath?
Episode 21 - JOEY CHESTNUT
8th July, 2020
Finally the reunion, and the lads are hitting the drink. Sean's blowing kisses, momentum's carried Tony over and Parky's feeling well-bonded. Will the celebration descend into a schemozzle. Who ate all the hotdogs?
Episode 20 - FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER
1st July, 2020
Parky's getting defensive but will he take a chance? Can Tony be a good loser, or will he go down swinging? Does Sean have what it takes between the ears? Hmmm...why does he have a broom above his head..?
Episode 19 - MALACHI CRUNCH
24th June, 2020
With their hearts on their sleeves the lads have been in the sheds shedding tears. They've been told to get better at the intangibles but they just end up tangled. Are they really cut out for this, or can they get comfortable being uncomfortable?
Episode 18 - THE HUNTSMAN
17th June, 2020
Tony's finally off the leash and attacking grey areas. Parky's chipped and chasing and Sean's putting up bomb after bomb. There's plenty of movement but are the lads going forward, or back to the future?
Episode 17 - BIG BOB
10th June, 2020
Parky's still winless and under the pump. He says he's not good with numbers but nothing seems to add up. Does the buck stop with him or is he just the scapegoat? And why are the lads packing into a scrum..?
Episode 16 - IGOR
3rd June, 2020
Despite the disappointing results from their own teams, the lads are optimistic that they can wrest back momentum. Do they have the mental fortitude and toughness required, or will Parky's vile vials get the better of them?
Episode 15 - THE STEEDEN
27th May, 2020
With footy again the theme of the day the lads are unified and in full voice. Will Sean turn a chair or is Tone deaf? How would Parky look in a crocheted blanket? Stay tuned...
Episode 14 - ARTHUR
20th May, 2020
Tony and Sean are pumped up, fighting fit and ready to kick on. Just a week and a bit till the footy's back, but what's wrong with Parky? Is he fatigued or just deflated?
Episode 13 - PATRICIA
13th May, 2020
It's podcast number thirteen. Parky's wearing his golden metallic underwear, Tony's made sure all the toilet seats are down and Sean's marked his territory. They say bad luck comes in three's - good thing the lads aren’t superstitious…
Episode 12 - EL SIERRA
6th May, 2020
After a dressing down the boys are dressed up and back in the saddle. Can they boot-scoot in time, or will the dance go square? Will there be enough cowbell? See you in the mounting yard. Yeehaw..!
Episode 11 - MANFRED
29th April, 2020
After skipping town for a weekend bashing in the bush, Tony and Sean have been rounded up. Parky's pleased that his new tracking app worked to find them, but will a flash of UV and a flush of household bleach properly cleanse his wayward charges?
Episode 10 - CAPTAIN TOM
22nd April, 2020
The lads are celebrating their tenth episode. Whilst it's time to party, it's also time to reflect. Time to doff your hat, raise a glass. Time to remember. Lest We Forget.
Episode 9 - GOLDFINGER
15th April, 2020.
'Ground control to Major Tom. Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong.
Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom?'
The lads are in Cape Canaveral for Project Apollo but whilst Parky has his feet planted on terra-firma it seems his mates are already in orbit.
Episode 8 - ORLANDO
8th April, 2020.
Can Parky's sycophantic interjections survive the tyranny of distance? Is Sean on the same channel or has he been lost to romantic comedy? Fully isolated now in their individual recording booths, can the trio connect? Or will they be scrambled like Tony's eggs?
Episode 7 - SNIPER’S DREAM
1st April, 2020.
Sean's torn. Should he be supporting Parky's Brest or following Tony's Slutsk. Though with a 100% pay cut for the lads, does it really matter? Is it all for nothing? Hmmm, maybe Minsk? It's all Belarusian to him.
Episode 6 - BOZO
25th March, 2020.
With the season over before it really started, what will the boys do? Can Sean stay on the straight and narrow? Will Tony open his own private gin-joint? Or will they both follow Parky to the promised land?
Episode 5 - TESTING TIME
18th March, 2020.
Dressed in individually designed hazmat suits, the boys are facing their own harsh examinations and probing for answers. Together with the League they're being put to the test. Will the results be positive?
Episode 4 - DEBBIE
11th March, 2020.
Tony's frothing, Parky's champing at the bit and Sean has stocked up on toilet paper but don't worry, they aren't infected by anything other than excitement. The lads are eager and reaching fever pitch in anticipation of the new footy season.
Episode 3 - THE FISHBOWL
5th March, 2020.
Only one week to go before the competition proper kicks off. Tony's jack high, Sean has been 'man-managed' and Parky's been rubbed-down. The Rugby League Apologists are getting excited, or are they just delirious?
Episode 2 - JUNE
26th February, 2020.
More of the latest sports news. Some of it true. Join Parky, Tone and Sean for new Rugby League segments - and quite a lot of frivolousness.
Episode 1 - LARRY
22nd February, 2020.
Welcome. We are the Rugby League apologists. We have followed footy since we can remember, and love the game warts and all.